Anyone for some Gator Giggin'?

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Q: What is a Gators definition of "Relative Humidity"?
A: The pool of sweat that forms in the small of yer
   sisters back when yer doin' her doggie style.

Q: What has six boobs and three teeth?
A: The night shift at a the UF library.

Q: Why do Gators prefer the doggie style position for lovemaking?
A: They can both watch rasslin' on TV that way.

Foreplay in Gainesville:
Sis, are you awake?

How does a girl from Gainesville practice safe sex?
...She locks the car doors.

What did the Gator girl say when she lost her virginity?
"Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!"

What do girls from UF and bears have in common?
They both suck their paws.

When a girl in Gainesville divorces her husband
...will he still be her brother??

What do Gator inbreds do for Halloween?
"Pumpkin"

What is Gator foreplay?
"Git 'n the truck, bitch!"

What do Gators think W.I.C. stands for?
"Welfare Is Cool"

What does a Gator family tree look like?
...a wreath.

How do you complement a girl in Gainesville?
Nice tooth!

How can you tell if a Gainesville girl is a virgin?
....She can outrun her brothers!

Did you hear about the gator that didn't know the difference
between incest and arson?
He set his sister on fire.

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A few longer tales:

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An FSU fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Gator fan

he would see strutting down the side of the road in their
obnoxious orange and blue colors.  He would swerve his van
as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the
road just before hitting them.

One day, as the van driver was cruising along, he saw a
priest.  He thought he would do a good turn and pulled
over. He asked the priest "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five
miles down the road," replied the priest.  "No problem,
Father! I'll give you a lift.  Climb in!"  The priest
climbed into the passenger seat, and the van continued down
the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw an Gator fan strutting down the
road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him.  But
as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road,
narrowly missing the guy.

Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still
heard a loud "THUD."  Not understanding where the noise
came from, he glanced in his rear view mirrors, but didn't
see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and turning to him, said
"I'm sorry, Father.  I almost hit that Gator fan."

"That's OK" replied the priest.  "I got him with the door." 
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